AI’s Hilarious Descriptions of Competitors’ Writing
A Wall Street Journal writer asked ChatGPT, Claude, and Gemini to describe each other’s writing style, and the results are hilarious. But the writer’s conclusions about detection aren’t supported by research.
Gemini says Claude’s hallmark style is that of “a nervous graduate student terrified of losing their funding or offending the thesis committee.”
ChatGPT, in contrast, writes like a “McKinsey junior partner aggressively pitching a synergy strategy on LinkedIn,” according to Gemini. “It writes with absolute, unwavering confidence but strips out all specific, concrete details, resulting in prose that sounds authoritative but evaporates the moment you try to extract actual meaning from it.”
According to the OpenAI app, Claude is “an earnest grade [sic?] student who will not take a position. If you ask Claude, ‘Is this policy good,’ it replies: ‘It can be understood as operating within a broader ethical framework that may, depending on one’s normative commitment.’ By the time Claude finishes clearing its throat, the Roman Empire has fallen again.”
Perhaps like humans, AI bots have writing styles, although let’s stop short of calling them personalities.
Boldly, the writer claims in the article headline, “AI-Generated Writing Is Everywhere, and It’s Still Easy to Spot—for Now,” but the research says otherwise. Human detection is running around 50% (maybe better for business communication faculty, but who knows?), and detection tools aren’t reliable. As AI improves, detection will get more challenging.
Sure, we all heard about overuse of em-dashes and words like delve and myriad, but as soon as ChatGPT became public, our colleagues have been wary of accusing students of using AI.